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Sarah Larson cheated on The Clooney?! Impossible!

In a shocking revelation that could only come out in the news vacuum before a holiday weekend (Diggin’ those Heidi Montag posts?), it appears Sarah Larson actually grew weary of The Clooney’s charm and cheated on him while they were dating, according to Page Six:

Larson seems to have a roving eye. Sin City sources say that while the former cocktail waitress, who’s trying to kick- start a modeling career, was dating Clooney, she “came to Vegas for a weekend and cheated on him” with a media mogul.
Larson and Clooney broke up earlier this summer. Sources said it was because they had little in common and because Larson insisted on getting breast implants. But, ever the gentleman, Clooney helped promote her new career before he dumped her, and she got a spread in Harper’s Bazaar and a few runway gigs at LA Fashion Week.

Damn! Someone cheated on The Clooney? That’s like finding out a free Ferrari doesn’t race out of Angelina Jolie’s vagina after you have sex with her. I mean, Christ, what’s a man have left to believe in in this crazy world?

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Jodie Marsh has ridiculous breasts

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These are shots of British reality TV star Jodie Marsh at the premiere of Daylight Robbery. Jodie is apparently the scourge of the English celebrity scene and likes to show up at red carpet events in Spandex. Think Andy Dick but with gigantor boobs. That said, don’t tell me this isn’t Britney Spears in 10 years. I mean, just looking at that pouch, I’m convinced this actually is her sent back from the future to warn us about something. But what? Terminators? Global Warming? Heidi Montag? Tell us, Future Britney with Implants! I swear I’ll make eye contact - sort of.

EDIT: Added more pics because, well, yeah….

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Right Back At Ya Sienna

Bitch!

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Joel McHale Does Heidi Montag In The Morning

Long live Joel McHale!

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Jonas Brothers Dine With Girlfriends Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez

The Jonas Brothers were spotted out wining shirley templing and dining lovely ladies Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez in New York. The crew was dressed to the nines at eatery Tao.

Joe Jonas has been rumored to be dating country cutie Taylor Swift, as they have been jet setting to each others shows on off days from their respective concert tours. Taylor has performed Nick Jonas and Selena Gomez have been facing a lot of speculation about their relationship, although nothing has been confirmed.

No surprise, oldest brother Kevin was fifth wheel, without a lady of his own.

Check out all the photos of the Jonas Brothers, Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez in the gallery.

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Shear Genius: The Four Ages Of Genius

Previously - The seasons were reduced to bad haircuts. Daniel had to ride his pink horse & buggy back to Dallas. Dee was a neurotic shrimpy lesbian, Nicole was a metza/metza shrimpy elf queen, and Charlie just plain sucks. And not even well. And this is it. Feel the relief.

I’m still pissed that Charlie has that beefy linebacker body that I love. It irritates me to no end. Maybe if he had some sort of vocal cord removal procedure and scowl wipe. Rene’s here. What, Rene? I can’t understand you. Jaclyn, translate. You can’t either? Damn.

Dee is already crying. You didn’t win, yet. I feel like Charlie has it in the bag. I sort of like his tight t-shirt, too. He warns us that he’s not shooting blanks. It’s ok, I’ll wear a femidom. Oh god, I’m kidding - shut up!

For the rest of the final Shear Genius recap, take your curling iron over to Recapist!

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News Bites: Cristiano Ronaldo Awarded

-Slick player Cristiano Ronaldo won an award for forward of the past season at the UEFA Champions League Draw in Monte Carlo. Ok, I have no clue what any of that meant but I think it’s a soccer thing? Kick that ball! All I care is that this dude has some hot abs. Click the link. That’s what I’m talking about…

-Desperate No-Need-For-A-Midwife (ok, not my best) Jennifer Aniston will guest-star on 30 Rock this season. That’s a hot show, so she better bring it. No word on what her character will be like but I’m totally holding out for love-starved easily duped by douchebags actress.

-Despite rumors, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are not opening a bar in NYC. Douchebag Bar? Cafe Twat? Well then I guess I don’t need to make these Molotov cocktails then!

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Reese Witherspoon Finally Smiles Acai Time

Reese Witherspoon, who is usually kind of a Debbie Downer, actually lightened the hell up in San Paulo, Brazil. She’s there to talk about Acai Berry and domestic violence. So is that the key? She feels better in the bosom of women? I say go for it, Wither! Make like Lindsay and break out the dental dam!

“There isn’t a woman in the world that doesn’t have a friend or a
partner who’s actually experiencing some sort of violence against them,
so I think although domestic violence hasn’t happened to me personally,
I certainly know women who are dealing with this struggle every day,”
she said at a media conference.

That’s a good cause, and you experience your own abuse when you had to watch Ryan Phillippe’s gorgeous ass trot out the door. So we’re with you on that. And yeah, drop the beard and get with a lady friend. Maybe that’s what’s been getting you down and constantly making you look like you have irritable bowel syndrome.

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Fashion Disaster Of The Day: Katie Holmes

Katie Holmes looks like she took a cue from The Sound of Music or Gone With the Wind and used some upholstery fabric to fashion a shirt. I think Tom Cruise might have taken it off my grandma’s old couch, if I’m not mistaken, and forced her to do it. If the material has gotten to be too much for Grams, chances are it’s just not a good choice for apparel either.

That sweater doesn’t help the outfit. Tan and yellow do not go together in my book. But, at least she is wearing skinny jeans today instead of tightrolling Tom’s. It could always be worse, my friends.

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Victoria Beckham: Alien Angel Pictures

Victoria Beckham showed up to Harvey Nichols in Manchester, England to promote her new fragrance, “Signature.” She was dressed like she was heavenly. Angels don’t have smega up in their ears, Vicky!

Sorry, I’m still reeling. You know there is one dead stylist back at the hotel. She can probably get away with murder. They probably threw his queen ass down the trash chute.

No wonder why she’s so depressed, she can’t trust anyone to do right by her!

Ear Wax Spice wore a white dress, with feathery wings and diamond studs to distract from whatever it is that’s living in her ears.

Imagine Audrey Hepburn sashaying down the red carpet with bronzer or hair dye crusted on her damn ear? Me neither.

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Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Might Crush The Baby!

Justin Timberlake (aka William Rast, Big Dildo) and Jessica Biel were snapped making out outside the Bisazza furnture store on Melrose in LA. We get it, you’re a couple. I still think she makes him have French Maid day back at the house when he’s naughty. “Oooh, oui, oui, Madame. Pleeez, do not use zee riding crop on my poor backside!”

There are rumors going around that Biel might have a fey singer/songwriter growing inside her due to some recent photos of her wearing what looks like a damn muumuu the other night. Why would a muscled she-hulk like Biel be wearing a big flowy sail? Hence, the pregnancy talk.

Congrats to the both of them if it’s true. That baby is going to be such a fancy lad or butch empress.

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Zac Efron Is Very Very Pretty

Look into those pools of greyish blue and drown yourself is his eyes. His perfectly wisped hair is an amazement in itself. Unfortunately, Zac wasn’t coerced into taking his shirt off, so we’ll just have to image that all his time spend at the gym is paying off.

So just sit back an drink in Zac Efron’s prettiness.

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Glamour Collision At The ‘Today Show’

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Look, they’re young, beautiful and some of them are hiding their candy! Jesse McCartney, Katy Perry, and The (Trannycat) Pussycat Dolls all banded together to play at the Today Show’s Summer Concert series in NYC this morning.

Katy Perry dressed as a damn watermelon. She’s into some weird outfits. She’s really into summer. Fill her full of vodka and let’s drink!

Jesse McCartney is too short to pull off the Ratpack thing and the less said about these girls with something “extra” the better. When they grow up, they want boobies. And real vaginas.

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The Daily Bikini

Mischa Barton bikini pics!

Mischa Barton in St. Tropez, France (6/2005)

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Megan Fox Candid Camera

Actress Megan Fox was spotted running around Los Angeles looking great, as well as relaxed. And from these pics, you can tell that Megan is just running a few errands and is dressed way down compared to the usual premiere and red carpet photos we see of her, but she still looks totally hot!

OK, commence with the cat calls!

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