Happy Birthday, Bitch! - Tom Ford

Sexy muthatrucka Tom Ford is 47 today. Normally, I tend to hate on these swarthy perfection fashion types. But there’s just something about Tom Ford that screams gay animal lust. You know he keeps a harem of wayward frat boys to molest around the clock. He sounds like he can be kind of a prick sometimes. But this dude is so sure of himself that he tried to sell fragrance by photographing the bottles stuffed in hey-nanny-nannies and buttcracks. But somehow the sweat-sheened orifices containing perfume bottles came across like edgy marketing! Ok, they were actually totally gross. Yeah, I don’t need a cologne bottle that’s been in your labial folds, thanks. But still, Tom Ford = hot.

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