Larry King is a dumbass

Fri, Nov 21, 2008

“Get off my lawn!”

Even though he’d been divorced six times before, Larry King didn’t sign a prenup when he married Shawn Southwick in 1997. Last week the National Enquirer revealed that Shawn’s been screwing another dude for the past six months. But don’t worry, Larry’s getting screwed too. Out of 50 million dollars. An insider told the tabloid:

“Shawn has had her share of problems with pills. And to her credit — with Larry’s help — she went to rehab and cleaned up, but the cheating can’t be dismissed. Larry has every right to dump her for what she did to him. But Larry refuses to do that - right now. Still, the thought surely can’t have escaped him. If Larry decided to dump Shawn, he could be on the hook to her for $50 million — despite what she did to him. That’s a lot of money — and it’s only compounded by the grief she’s put him through.” (Print Edition - 11/24)

Am I the only one who sees the positive in all this? If Larry plays the sympathy card right, this would be the perfect time to finally get Shawn to do anal.