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Sarah Larson cheated on The Clooney?! Impossible!

In a shocking revelation that could only come out in the news vacuum before a holiday weekend (Diggin’ those Heidi Montag posts?), it appears Sarah Larson actually grew weary of The Clooney’s charm and cheated on him while they were dating, according to Page Six:

Larson seems to have a roving eye. Sin City sources say that while the former cocktail waitress, who’s trying to kick- start a modeling career, was dating Clooney, she “came to Vegas for a weekend and cheated on him” with a media mogul.
Larson and Clooney broke up earlier this summer. Sources said it was because they had little in common and because Larson insisted on getting breast implants. But, ever the gentleman, Clooney helped promote her new career before he dumped her, and she got a spread in Harper’s Bazaar and a few runway gigs at LA Fashion Week.

Damn! Someone cheated on The Clooney? That’s like finding out a free Ferrari doesn’t race out of Angelina Jolie’s vagina after you have sex with her. I mean, Christ, what’s a man have left to believe in in this crazy world?

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Heidi Montag is a ‘cheap’ whore, says fashion industry (I might’ve added the whore part)

In a glaring example the Apocalypse is at hand, The Hills is a hot commodity these days. Major fashion designers send thousands of dollars worth of clothing to Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge. However, Heidi Montag is left out of this circle of love because, obviously, she has the public persona of a retarded hooker. Fox News reports:

One of Los Angeles’ leading fashion reps (who is often responsible for dressing the likes of Miley Cyrus, Angelina Jolie, Fergie and Carmen Electra) told Pop Tarts that Heidi’s public persona is a little too cheap even for casual (but classy) brands.
“They don’t want their stuff on Heidi, even despite the fact that she is very media-friendly and is photographed a lot,” the rep said. “It’s just not the caliber of celebrity most clients go for.”

Other celebrities of a higher caliber than Heidi Montag:

1. The guy on the Pringles can.
2. Ross Perot.
3. Remember the dude who’s getting a Dell?
4. Jon Stamos. (Marginally.)
5. The Phillie Phanatic.
6. Me. (I want free shit! Size: SEXY.)

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Labor Day Pains

It’s always fun seeing female celebrities looking as big as a house. Even though they’ll typically loose the weight in two months, thanks to vigorous workouts and diet (or a little lipo).

That’s what nannies are for. Push out the baby, and then abandon it while you get your body back in shape. You know these women aren’t dieting just on a grape her and there.

Featured in the gallery of 50+ photos are Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba, Britney Spears, Ashlee Simpson, Gwen Stefani, Tori Spelling, Lisa Marie Presley and more.

So enjoy photos of these celebrity women at their fullest.

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Sarah Larson cheated on The Clooney?! Impossible!

In a shocking revelation that could only come out in the news vacuum before a holiday weekend (Diggin’ those Heidi Montag posts?), it appears Sarah Larson actually grew weary of The Clooney’s charm and cheated on him while they were dating, according to Page Six:

Larson seems to have a roving eye. Sin City sources say that while the former cocktail waitress, who’s trying to kick- start a modeling career, was dating Clooney, she “came to Vegas for a weekend and cheated on him” with a media mogul.
Larson and Clooney broke up earlier this summer. Sources said it was because they had little in common and because Larson insisted on getting breast implants. But, ever the gentleman, Clooney helped promote her new career before he dumped her, and she got a spread in Harper’s Bazaar and a few runway gigs at LA Fashion Week.

Damn! Someone cheated on The Clooney? That’s like finding out a free Ferrari doesn’t race out of Angelina Jolie’s vagina after you have sex with her. I mean, Christ, what’s a man have left to believe in in this crazy world?

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Sarah Larson cheated on The Clooney?! Impossible!

In a shocking revelation that could only come out in the news vacuum before a holiday weekend (Diggin’ those Heidi Montag posts?), it appears Sarah Larson actually grew weary of The Clooney’s charm and cheated on him while they were dating, according to Page Six:

Larson seems to have a roving eye. Sin City sources say that while the former cocktail waitress, who’s trying to kick- start a modeling career, was dating Clooney, she “came to Vegas for a weekend and cheated on him” with a media mogul.
Larson and Clooney broke up earlier this summer. Sources said it was because they had little in common and because Larson insisted on getting breast implants. But, ever the gentleman, Clooney helped promote her new career before he dumped her, and she got a spread in Harper’s Bazaar and a few runway gigs at LA Fashion Week.

Damn! Someone cheated on The Clooney? That’s like finding out a free Ferrari doesn’t race out of Angelina Jolie’s vagina after you have sex with her. I mean, Christ, what’s a man have left to believe in in this crazy world?

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Sarah Larson cheated on The Clooney?! Impossible!

In a shocking revelation that could only come out in the news vacuum before a holiday weekend (Diggin’ those Heidi Montag posts?), it appears Sarah Larson actually grew weary of The Clooney’s charm and cheated on him while they were dating, according to Page Six:

Larson seems to have a roving eye. Sin City sources say that while the former cocktail waitress, who’s trying to kick- start a modeling career, was dating Clooney, she “came to Vegas for a weekend and cheated on him” with a media mogul.
Larson and Clooney broke up earlier this summer. Sources said it was because they had little in common and because Larson insisted on getting breast implants. But, ever the gentleman, Clooney helped promote her new career before he dumped her, and she got a spread in Harper’s Bazaar and a few runway gigs at LA Fashion Week.

Damn! Someone cheated on The Clooney? That’s like finding out a free Ferrari doesn’t race out of Angelina Jolie’s vagina after you have sex with her. I mean, Christ, what’s a man have left to believe in in this crazy world?

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Jennifer Lopez training for triathlon

These are shots of Jennifer Lopez training for the upcoming Nautica Malibu Triathlon. J-Lo is competing to raise money for Children’s Hospital of LA which means she’s practically the Unabomber, according to Roseanne Barr logic. Judging by these photos, I can only assume the triathlon consists of pretending to asphyxiate in a comical fashion, emphasizing the size of your breasts and heavily contemplating if you can fit your ass into a bathing suit. Never before have all of Jennifer Lopez’s talents been so fiercely put to the test.

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Jennifer Aniston dumped John Mayer because of his wandering penis

While conventional wisdom suggests that John Mayer hightailed it out of his relationship with Jennifer Aniston when it became known she wants kids, it turns out he has a “roving eye/wang” which prompted her to eject him from the magical land of constantly erect nipples. The Chicago Sun-Times reports:

Apparently, Aniston gave Mayer a “three strikes and you’re out” ultimatum — after learning about his “quickie” flings with a cocktail waitress and a promoter’s assistant for his concert tour.
That was two strikes. Another dalliance, with a groupie, was the final straw for Aniston.
A longtime major Hollywood studio exec — and good Aniston buddy — adds this: “Above everything else, Jennifer is looking for stability and loyalty in a relationship. She still is hurting from losing Brad [Pitt] to Angelina [Jolie] — even after all this time.”

I have a bit of a wandering penis myself. Except he doesn’t so much as wander as burn through my frequent flier miles. He’ll come home and when I ask if he at least got some, he’ll act all aloof and say “Oh, yeah, sure.” When I know he just sat at some airport bar reading a James Patterson novel. God, what a dick.

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Mariah Carey’s Nipple Slip Pictures?

I can’t be sure but I think I see a nipple, unfortunately it’s Mariah Carey’s nipple. I’ve never understood how women can walk around without noticing a nipple’s hanging out. I know that when I’m walking around town with my balls hanging out of my short shorts I’m well aware of what’s going on. Good times.

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Angelina Jolie unveils Knox & Vivienne (Spoiler: They look like babies.)

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s new babies Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline can be seen in the latest issue of People which hits newsstands today. The magazine paid $90 bajillion for the photo rights which is a lot of money for Angelina Jolie holding basically every single newborn infant you’ve seen before - times two. I was kind of hoping these babies would be different and do something awesome like ride Harley’s or fight crime, but they just sit there. Whee.

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Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt didn’t make their babies the all-natural way (Lame!)

Angelina Jolie wasn’t knocked up with twins by way of Brad Pitt’s penis. Instead, she went with in vitro fertilization because nobody puts Angelina in a corner, not even nature! Unless nature looks like Billy Bob Thornton then maybe. Us Weekly reports:

“They conceived through in vitro fertilization,” a well-placed source within their camp tells Us. “They both desperately wanted more babies soon.”
The chance of having fraternal twins at Angelina’s age (33) naturally is under 1 percent; with in vitro, the chances are 25 percent.
The actress chose the procedure (which can cost around $12,000 a pop) so “she wouldn’t have to deal with the stress of trying to get pregnant,” the source tells Us. “She could just knock it out.”

Wow. Is Brad Pitt even having sex with Angelina Jolie? Or is he locked in a room every night with a copy of Gia and some test tubes? Some guys have all the luck.

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Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt didn’t make their babies the all-natural way (Lame!)

Angelina Jolie wasn’t knocked up with twins by way of Brad Pitt’s penis. Instead, she went with in vitro fertilization because nobody puts Angelina in a corner, not even nature! Unless nature looks like Billy Bob Thornton then maybe. Us Weekly reports:

“They conceived through in vitro fertilization,” a well-placed source within their camp tells Us. “They both desperately wanted more babies soon.”
The chance of having fraternal twins at Angelina’s age (33) naturally is under 1 percent; with in vitro, the chances are 25 percent.
The actress chose the procedure (which can cost around $12,000 a pop) so “she wouldn’t have to deal with the stress of trying to get pregnant,” the source tells Us. “She could just knock it out.”

Wow. Is Brad Pitt even having sex with Angelina Jolie? Or is he locked in a room every night with a copy of Gia and some test tubes? Some guys have all the luck.

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Riot At The Jolie-Pitt Residence

Cover your face, Angelina Jolie has tear gas. There was a big ole’ ruckus up at Brad Pitt and Angie’s chateau in Miraval yesterday. Security guards, cops and the paparazzi got into a huge brawl. Photographers are all up in their grille lately.

I can picture Angie sitting on her throne of ivory and gold and cocking her beautiful head slightly.

“Bradley, what is that terrible noise I hear? Investigate! Quickly! I shall remain here, pondering the universe and readying for our next child! The twins? They’re somewhere in the nursery! I think! I don’t think the petri dish was blessed on that one. I’m on to the next project! I am going to birth a Savior, damnit!”

Two photographers dressed in camoflauge (heh) made their way onto the estate and were met with force by two security guards. The French gendarmes were called in.

“One can imagine that if you discover someone in your garden who is
taking your photo then you’re not necessarily going to politely show
them the way out,” a police spokeswoman said.

Those photographers are probably dead by now. Angie and Brad own France! Though, Cop Lady doesn’t seem too effervescent about the two of them.

“I won’t hide for you that this kind of thing is really not the type of
problem that interests us,” she said. “There are, in my opinion, far
more important things than paparazzi taking photos of a glamor couple.”

Oh yeah, she’s over their asses.

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Angelina Jolie Most Likely Gives Birth to Twins

Take this report with a grain of salt the size of Angelina Jolie’s baby bump.

Or, according to In Touch Weekly, her former baby bump.

The tabloid says sources from La Fondation Lenval hospital in Nice, France, have revealed that Jolie has given birth to twins. Reportedly, the actress had a caesarean this evening, with the children being born 15 minutes apart.

When asked if the famous birth did, in fact, take place, a hospital source - obviously unfamiliar with the insatiable curiosity of celebrity gossip followers - said: “Yes, but that’s all you need to know.”

Angelina Jolie may have given birth to twins - but she definitely looks good naked!

** UPDATE: The doctor that delivered the babies has confirmed that, indeed, this report is true! Jolie gave birth to a boy and a girl, Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline, respectively.

“Everything is going well,” said Dr. Michael Sussmann. “The mother, the babies, the father are doing marvelously well.”