Will ‘Twilight’ Make Studio Turnaround Fashionable at Last? [Trade Secrets] [ November 21st, 2008 ] Posted in » Celebrities

Paramount production president Brad Weston has had a squirmy few days since Patrick Goldstein outed him as the man who put Twilight in turnaround at the studio, deflecting blame where he can while watching the movie blossom into a potential billion-dollar franchise for Summit Entertainment. But listen closely through the catcalls and snickers around town, and you’ll hear a voice imploring calm, even understanding: Turnaround is a good thing!

Or so argues an anonymous filmmaker who today sent word to Hollywood Elsewhere praising the timeless tradition of unloading book and script options, lest they moulder in middle management’s closets instead of rocketing past a green light on another lot:

“When Goldstein ran that story, it increased the level of paranoia in the studios and now people aren’t as likely to put projects into turnaround, which is what saves or releases some projects and results in their being made into films at other studios [...] Let’s say I have a property that’s owned by a studio and it’s not working out. In this situation a studio exec saying to me ‘Fine, I’ll put it into turnaround and let you have it, take it across the street to Warner Bros. and God speed’ is usually an act of benevolence. It saves a project from death.

“Now with this Weston thing, a lot more studio execs and [sic] going to say ‘Sure, I let you take it elsewhere and then two years from now I’ll read about how I’m the asshole who let a big hit go to some other studio? Fuck it, I’m going to hang onto it. I’d rather have the project die here than have it go elsewhere than have an article turn up down the road that’ll make me look stupid.’”

All right, all right, Weston, we get it — you did the right thing. Turnaround for all! You first, Poltergeist.


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Heidi Montag is a ‘cheap’ whore, says fashion industry (I might’ve added the whore part)

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In a glaring example the Apocalypse is at hand, The Hills is a hot commodity these days. Major fashion designers send thousands of dollars worth of clothing to Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge. However, Heidi Montag is left out of this circle of love because, obviously, she has the public persona of a retarded hooker. Fox News reports:

One of Los Angeles’ leading fashion reps (who is often responsible for dressing the likes of Miley Cyrus, Angelina Jolie, Fergie and Carmen Electra) told Pop Tarts that Heidi’s public persona is a little too cheap even for casual (but classy) brands.
“They don’t want their stuff on Heidi, even despite the fact that she is very media-friendly and is photographed a lot,” the rep said. “It’s just not the caliber of celebrity most clients go for.”

Other celebrities of a higher caliber than Heidi Montag:

1. The guy on the Pringles can.
2. Ross Perot.
3. Remember the dude who’s getting a Dell?
4. Jon Stamos. (Marginally.)
5. The Phillie Phanatic.
6. Me. (I want free shit! Size: SEXY.)

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September 2nd, 2008 | Leave a Comment

Audrina Patridge Golden Bikini Pictures

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I don’t know why I’m posting more pictures of everyone’s favorite nobody/never-has-been Audrina Patridge, she’s just some rich chick with too much time on her hands. I guess it could be because I like slutty girls with fakes tits in trashy gold bikinis, it reminds me of the 80’s…. Good times.

UPDATE- I had to remove the slutty pictures because some big scary legal dickwad sent me a letter… Douche.

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August 24th, 2008 | Leave a Comment

Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Go for Gold

It’s Audrina Patridge bikini picture time again. And this time, it looks like Audrina has been inspired by Michael Phelps or something, because she’s rocking the gold bikini. But you know, I’m starting to think they don’t pay Audrina…

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August 24th, 2008 | Leave a Comment

Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures

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Here we go again with the latest pseudo celebrity nobody Audrina Patridge working really really hard to make ends meet hanging out by the pool with all her closest douche friends. Tough f@#king day at the office, some off us have to spend hours sorting through pictures of chicks in bikinis all day.

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August 19th, 2008 | Leave a Comment

Audrina Patridge Was Made for Bikinis. Literally.

Audrina Patridge is back doing what she does best: looking hot in a bikini in Vegas. In fact, I’m pretty sure she can’t do anything else, besides look like an airhead on The Hills. But that’s fine, it’s not…

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August 19th, 2008 | Leave a Comment

Grumpy Links

 HOLLYWOODTUNA

Audrina Patridge Likes Em Fat and Short - HOLLYWOODTUNA
Nicollette Sheridan Take it All - BASTARDLY

Details Come Out About Jamie Lynn Spears’ Betrayal - IMNOTOBSESSED
Bob Saget meltdown Video - HORNYOYSTER

Kate Hudson is Frumpy - YEEEAH
Lando Calrissian loves his Colt 45 - DOUBLEVIKING

Kim Kardashian’s Booty In Tight ’80s Jeans - POPOHOLIC
Reporter get nailed by giant ball - FLABBER

Did Ali Get Implants At Age 14?? - F-LISTED
Renee Zellweger in fat girl leggings - ICYDK

Brooke Hogan Tries to Sound Edumacated - DEREKHAIL
COED Remembers: Parties Of The Playboy Mansion - COEDMAGAZINE

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August 18th, 2008 | Leave a Comment

Full Poor House

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Is Mary-Kate Olsen going broke? (DListed) Lindsay Lohan’s bikini is a little too small… (CollegeHumor) Tori Spelling still wants to be back on 90210. (Pink is the New Blog) Audrina Patridge found herself a new douchebag to date. (PopSugar) Kim…

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August 18th, 2008 | Leave a Comment

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  • Joanna Krupa topless pictures from Maxim Magazine - Hollywoodtuna
  • Lily Allen doesn’t realize her boob fell out - Ninja Dude
  • Kim Kardashian bikini pictures aren’t bad at all - WWTDD
  • Audrina Patridge is flirting in the swimming pool - HQ Celebrity
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August 11th, 2008 | Leave a Comment

Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures from Douchebag Central (aka LA)

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It feels like Fridays are Audrina Patridge bikini picture days lately, and that’s fine by me. This week, we have Audrina in her pink bikini, on what looks like a rooftop pool in downtown LA. I think it’s that…

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August 11th, 2008 | Leave a Comment

SUMMER IS HERE, PART 102

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Audrina Patridge seems dumb
Audrina Patridge bikini pool pics! (Malibu - 8/5)

GUY WITH DUMB TATTOO: “Hi . . . haven’t I seen you somewhere before?”

AUDRINA: “Hi, I’m Audrina, I like to color, tee he he!”

I’d like to think their conversation went something like that.

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August 11th, 2008 | Leave a Comment

Heidi & Spencer pretend to shop for $12 mil house, bribe realtor to go along with it

Heidi and Spencer love to take everyday events and turn them into photo shoots so fucking retarded, you’ll swear you’ve been huffing paint all morning. Here some hapless realtor is forced to take part in their shenanigans. But, then again, this man has no soul because he later lied to TMZ about Mr. and Mrs. Cockweasel’s real estate potential:

So we thought it was a big publicity stunt, until we called the realtor who showed the property. Sandro Dazzan says they’re “serious buyers,” although he doesn’t think they’ll pull the trigger right away. Dazzan stunned us when he said they can afford the $12 million beach house right now, but that they’re “at least six months” out from being able to afford the bigger house.

Serious buyers who won’t pull the trigger. Interesting, Sandro. So, basically, Heidi showed you her boobs, and you agreed to pretend they’ve got money? Unless a commission shot out of her nipples, congratulations, you’re an idiot. The only way these two can buy a house is if you let them pay in forced smiles and chin wax.

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July 25th, 2008 | Leave a Comment

Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge: Still Roommates!

Stop the presses.

Audrina Patridge and Lauren Conrad are still co-habitating.

Rumors swirled after a moving truck was spotted on their block Friday, and a screaming match broke out between two girls and the police showed up.

But Auds said she had nothing to do with it.

“I wasn’t even there,” she told Us Weekly at the VH1 Rock Honors Exclusive VIP Party in L.A. “I have been gone all day. I still haven’t even been home… There are so many rumors all the time. I just laugh at it!”

So what actually went down?

The Fallout

Lauren Conrad said one of her neighbors “started screaming at a stylist because she was upset that she had pulled into her driveway.”

As for the moving truck, “We had a couch delivered. Audrina is still here!”

What’s in store for the next season of The Hills?

“We have all made a significant effort not to talk about it because last season, many of the fans already knew a lot of things had happened [by the time the show aired]. We have actually kept a lot of it a secret this season.”

Except for Doug Reinhardt, that is.

July 14th, 2008 | Leave a Comment

Did Someone Move Out Of Lauren Conrad’s House Of Horrors?

Despite (dubious) sources saying that someone has moved out of Lauren Conrad’s house of ill repute, Audrina Patridge denies it’s her.

Apparently there was a moving van, and a car being loaded up at LC’s house yesterday. AND some screaming between two girls!

Supposedly the cops were called.

Please, please, please let there have been some rolling around on the lawn and some torn halter tops. Because who doesn’t like when sluts fight and makeup runs?

Anyway, Audrina told Celebuzz that it wasn’t her.

Hiii….. I have been at a photoshoot all day lol I’m not moving out!!,” she wrote in an e-mail. Thaaaannnks, Audrina.

Here’s some pics of Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge leaving a photo shoot before they probably someone started throwing vases at each other. The Hills are alive with the sound of 911 calls!

July 14th, 2008 | Leave a Comment

Young Hollywood Socialite’s And Actors Party

The event was Intermix’s 3rd Annual ‘VH1 Rock Honors’ VIP Party at Intermix yesterday in Los Angeles. The luminaries who attended were Selena Gomez, Bonnie Sommervielle, Lo Bosworth, Lauren Conrad, Karina Smirnoff, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Brittny Gastineau, Audrina Patridge, Ace Young, Kim Kardashian, Rob Mayes, Phoebe Price and David Henry. They all gathered for cocktails and shopping.

Click any photo to view all 45 photos from the Intermix 3rd Annual ‘VH1 Rock Honors’ VIP Party in the gallery!

July 14th, 2008 | Leave a Comment

Grumpy Links

 HOLLYWOODTUNA

Stacy Keibler Because She Used To Be Hot - HOLLYWOODTUNA
Some Chick Named Jo Champa Goes See-Thru - BASTARDLY

Hilary Duff’s Ass F@#ks Hockey Players - DRUNKENSTEPFATHER
Kelly Ripa Running in Heels for Charity - IMNOTOBSESSED

Eve Wyrwal topless in CKM magazine - HORNYOYSTER
Mating Rituals Of The New Jersey Guido - COED MAGAZINE

Amy Winehouse Shows Her Tits at Jail - YEEEAH
Indian Dude on Motorcylce Texts From His Phone - DOUBLEVIKING

Lauren Conrad Very Generous With The Cleavage - POPOHOLIC
Vanessa Hudgens hits out at ’stupid’ photo thieves - ICYDK

Docu: My Big Breasts and Me - FLABBER
Celine Dion Bikini Pics. I Know You’re Excited! - F-LISTED

Audrina is a high class bitch - DEREKHAIL

July 13th, 2008 | Leave a Comment

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