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Jennifer Aniston in Los Cabos, Mexico (7/2003)

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Nicollette Sheridan & Michael Bolton call off engagement

Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton are no longer getting married, E! News reports:

They “have amicably ended their engagement,” Sheridan’s rep said in a statement Tuesday. “They appreciate your respect for their privacy in this matter.”

Hey, life sucks then you die. What I’m more concerned with is how the hell is Nicollette Sheridan’s nipples practically visible through a sweat suit? Those things are fucking bionic. Someone get this chick in the ring with Jennifer Aniston and crank up the A/C. There can be only one!

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Jennifer Walcott Photos are Tight!

Jennifer Walcott is known as a hottie around the world and with the mega-toned body she has, it’s absolutely no wonder! This is the latest set of Jennifer Walcott photos that have been released and although they are heavily airbrushed, I think guys and girls alike can agree that she has it going on!

We only have these 10 photos of Jennifer Walcott today, but don’t worry. I think we can expect more photos from Jen in the future!

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John Mayer goes on insane offense against Jennifer Aniston break-up rumors

John Mayer decided to unleash a fury of words on some photographers following him around Saturday in New York. He’s tired of rumors that he cheated on Jennifer Aniston and/or didn’t want to impregnate her no matter how many times she threatened to “nipple his goddamn eyes out.” You might not see those exact words down below, but I’m 90% sure they’re what John Mayer really meant.. Us Magazine reports:

“If you guys are going to run stuff and run every lie under the sun, have somebody stand up for somebody. Have me as a man who ended a relationship stand here and write some truth. Have me stand up for somebody and write that Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I’ve ever met. She’s one of the most lovely people I’ve ever met in my life and I’m going through something that’s a very personal thing and you have to give that up. You have to give everything up because you can’t have it all and it sucks.
“I’m sorry that the story’s not interesting, but it’s about time that somebody stands up for that girl and I think she’s great.”
Mayer reflected on the situation as “the most normal thing in the world – There’s no lying, there’s no cheating. There’s no nothing.

John Mayer then flipped out on a reporter who asked if he was currently seeing anyone else:

“Why are you asking me that question? I’m being as honest as I can possibly can be,” he responded. “I ended a relationship because there is no lying. I ended a relationship to be alone because I don’t want to waste somebody’s time if something’s not right. I don’t waste people’s time.
“I don’t do ‘the taper,’” he continued. “I guarantee you [that] 20 percent of the people on this street right now who are in a relationship wish they could get out but they don’t know how. And I’m going to be honest on the way in to my relationships and I’m going to be honest on the way out of my relationships.”

Jesus, John Mayer, the guy was just asking a follow-up question. It’s sort of his job. Flipping out on him is like someone interrupting a show to ask why you’re singing songs that make them want to shove a flaming torch in their ear. We all got bills to pay. Now, if you’ll excuse me, my penis isn’t going to make jokes about itself.

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John Mayer goes on insane offense against Jennifer Aniston break-up rumors

John Mayer decided to unleash a fury of words on some photographers following him around Saturday in New York. He’s tired of rumors that he cheated on Jennifer Aniston and/or didn’t want to impregnate her no matter how many times she threatened to “nipple his goddamn eyes out.” You might not see those exact words down below, but I’m 90% sure they’re what John Mayer really meant.. Us Magazine reports:

“If you guys are going to run stuff and run every lie under the sun, have somebody stand up for somebody. Have me as a man who ended a relationship stand here and write some truth. Have me stand up for somebody and write that Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I’ve ever met. She’s one of the most lovely people I’ve ever met in my life and I’m going through something that’s a very personal thing and you have to give that up. You have to give everything up because you can’t have it all and it sucks.
“I’m sorry that the story’s not interesting, but it’s about time that somebody stands up for that girl and I think she’s great.”
Mayer reflected on the situation as “the most normal thing in the world – There’s no lying, there’s no cheating. There’s no nothing.

John Mayer then flipped out on a reporter who asked if he was currently seeing anyone else:

“Why are you asking me that question? I’m being as honest as I can possibly can be,” he responded. “I ended a relationship because there is no lying. I ended a relationship to be alone because I don’t want to waste somebody’s time if something’s not right. I don’t waste people’s time.
“I don’t do ‘the taper,’” he continued. “I guarantee you [that] 20 percent of the people on this street right now who are in a relationship wish they could get out but they don’t know how. And I’m going to be honest on the way in to my relationships and I’m going to be honest on the way out of my relationships.”

Jesus, John Mayer, the guy was just asking a follow-up question. It’s sort of his job. Flipping out on him is like someone interrupting a show to ask why you’re singing songs that make them want to shove a flaming torch in their ear. We all got bills to pay. Now, if you’ll excuse me, my penis isn’t going to make jokes about itself.

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Katie Holmes: Is she pregnant? Let’s speculate FOREVER

It seems like you can’t run a celebrity website laced with Herculean commentary these days without running into rumors that Katie Holmes is pregnant as several sources claim these pictures prove. If not wearing a bra and trying to cut more glass than Jennifer Aniston in Antarctica constitutes being with child, then yes, Katie Holmes is knocked up. Otherwise, for God’s sake, please just leave the woman alone so Tom Cruise can finally install her penis, and then we’ve got a story.

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Jennifer Aniston dumped John Mayer because of his wandering penis

While conventional wisdom suggests that John Mayer hightailed it out of his relationship with Jennifer Aniston when it became known she wants kids, it turns out he has a “roving eye/wang” which prompted her to eject him from the magical land of constantly erect nipples. The Chicago Sun-Times reports:

Apparently, Aniston gave Mayer a “three strikes and you’re out” ultimatum — after learning about his “quickie” flings with a cocktail waitress and a promoter’s assistant for his concert tour.
That was two strikes. Another dalliance, with a groupie, was the final straw for Aniston.
A longtime major Hollywood studio exec — and good Aniston buddy — adds this: “Above everything else, Jennifer is looking for stability and loyalty in a relationship. She still is hurting from losing Brad [Pitt] to Angelina [Jolie] — even after all this time.”

I have a bit of a wandering penis myself. Except he doesn’t so much as wander as burn through my frequent flier miles. He’ll come home and when I ask if he at least got some, he’ll act all aloof and say “Oh, yeah, sure.” When I know he just sat at some airport bar reading a James Patterson novel. God, what a dick.

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John Mayer Clears The Air

After working out at the Equinox Gym in New York, John Mayer chatted briefly with reporters about his break-up from Jennifer Aniston. The singer, who appeared nervous and emotional during the conversation said, “There’s no lying, there’s no cheating, there’s no nothing.”

He sang Jennifer’s praises and summarized the reason for the split by saying, “I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don’t want to waste somebody’s time if something’s not right.”

Ouch. So he totally admitted that he’s the one who ended things. Nice going, John. Meanwhile, here’s John trying to fight off the blues by spending some time out with his brother and friends.

Check out all the photos of John Mayer in the gallery!

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Goodies!

• Check out Japanesse model Aya Kiguchi! - Celebslam
• Liz Fuller for your bikini viewing pleasure - The Superficial
• Miranda Kerr, just because she’s hot! - Hollywoodtuna
• Eva Longoria might be pregnant now or soon - WWTDD

• Brooke Hogan is just a damn dumb ass! - Anything Hollywod
• John Mayer is a dumb ass for splitting with Jennifer Aniston - HollyWire
• Jenny McCarthy beach bikini pictures - HQ Celebrity
• Could this be a Mariah Carey nipple slip? - Egotastic

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John Mayer was cheating

John Mayer cheated on Jennifer Aniston

It looks like what broke up Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer was his wandering penis. Mayer cheated on Aniston with a cocktail waitress, promoter’s assistant, and groupie. Not at the same time. From the Chicago Sun Times:

“It was Jen who decided to move on,” says Aniston’s friend. “She is very fond of John and has thought he might be the one. She finds him funny, sexy and very talented. … Plus he understands all the aspects of living in a fishbowl. But in the final analysis, she just got tired of his roving eye.”

Apparently, Aniston gave Mayer a “three strikes and you’re out” ultimatum — after learning about his “quickie” flings with a cocktail waitress and a promoter’s assistant for his concert tour.

That was two strikes. Another dalliance, with a groupie, was the final straw for Aniston. (Source)

So Jen let John cheat two times, but the third was the final straw? Wow, she is so fucked. Because now every dude in Hollywood knows that if you’re dating Jennifer Aniston, you can cheat twice before she gets really pissed off. I wonder what her views are on threesomes? Like, does Jen allow two threesomes with other women even thought that’s technically four total vaginas? She really needs to clear that up to avoid confusion in the future.

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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer split

“It’s not you Jen, it’s me . . . I don’t like you.”

Surprise, surprise, Jennifer Aniston got dumped yet again. Aniston and her boyfriend John Mayer had been on a “break” for the past month or so (I haven’t been able to find any pics of the two together for about that long) before they made the split official earlier this week. Ironically, Aniston just completed production on her latest film He’s Just Not That Into You. A source close to John told UK rag the Daily Mirror:

“There’s been a bit of tension for some time. They initially opted for a break, hoping a trial split might make them stronger. Sadly it doesn’t seem to have worked. John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn’t ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved. Contrary to reports, Jen didn’t want to have kids or marry this year, but she did want to set a timetable for their future together. She also wanted him to assure her he would cut down his tours in the future when they did eventually have children.”

“Initially, Jennifer was furious when he told her of his decision but now she’s simply sad - not to mention a little heartbroken. They have spoken on the phone since the split and are trying to remain on good terms. But unless John has a dramatic change of heart, it’s unlikely they’ll rekindle their romance.” (Source)

On the bright side for Jen, she’s gone through so much ice cream dealing with these public breakups of her’s that if she eats just 40 more pints of Ben & Jerry’s, she gets a flavor made in her honor: Suicidal Cinnamon.

[BauerGriffinOnline]

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Jennifer Aniston is Go, Go, Go!

Jennifer Aniston has been spotted getting a bit leggy in LA! Judging from these photos, it appears Jen is in somewhat of a hurry. I wonder why? I’m actually surprised that John Mayer is not in these photos considering the two celebrities have been near inseparable as of late.

But, that may be exactly why Jennifer Aniston is doing the hustle — she’s in a hurry to go see her man!

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Who’s The Windswept Actress?

Find out who this A-lister is by clicking the photo above.

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