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Heidi Montag is a ‘cheap’ whore, says fashion industry (I might’ve added the whore part)

In a glaring example the Apocalypse is at hand, The Hills is a hot commodity these days. Major fashion designers send thousands of dollars worth of clothing to Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge. However, Heidi Montag is left out of this circle of love because, obviously, she has the public persona of a retarded hooker. Fox News reports:

One of Los Angeles’ leading fashion reps (who is often responsible for dressing the likes of Miley Cyrus, Angelina Jolie, Fergie and Carmen Electra) told Pop Tarts that Heidi’s public persona is a little too cheap even for casual (but classy) brands.
“They don’t want their stuff on Heidi, even despite the fact that she is very media-friendly and is photographed a lot,” the rep said. “It’s just not the caliber of celebrity most clients go for.”

Other celebrities of a higher caliber than Heidi Montag:

1. The guy on the Pringles can.
2. Ross Perot.
3. Remember the dude who’s getting a Dell?
4. Jon Stamos. (Marginally.)
5. The Phillie Phanatic.
6. Me. (I want free shit! Size: SEXY.)

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Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Go for Gold

It’s Audrina Patridge bikini picture time again. And this time, it looks like Audrina has been inspired by Michael Phelps or something, because she’s rocking the gold bikini. But you know, I’m starting to think they don’t pay Audrina…

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Audrina Patridge Shoots The Hills!

Audrina Patridge and the cast from The Hills are filming again and this time it’s pool side with everyone in swimsuits! And apparently Audrina thinks “the hills” now refers to her fairly new breast implants. Yep, she told the press that she doesn’t even need a floatation device now…

Oh, and if you check out that bottom photo, it looks like you aren’t the only one catching a sneak peek of Audrina Patridge in a bikini. That dude is getting a bird’s eye view! Oh, and you can click the picture for the full photo.

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Audrina Patridge in a bikini

Audrina Patridge needs to remind Heidi that the only good Hills star is a bikini-clad Hills star. Well, except for Lauren Conrad whose chest could literally put a man to sleep.

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Jogging J.Lo

Jennifer Lopez is training for the triathlon. (Just Jared) Heidi Montag has a new song. It’s just as awful as you’d hoped. (DListed) Shannen Doherty is back on the Hollywood scene. (Pink is the New Blog) Lauren Conrad has a…

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Someone At The Emmys Will Wear Lauren Conrad

I keep hearing rumors that her clothing line’s not doing great, that she doesn’t even design it and she’s tortured by the fact that she always seems tortured.

So to try and make everyone believe that she can design worth a shit, Lauren Conrad’s going to be coming up with a dress for one of the trophy girls to wear at the upcoming Emmy awards show.

I love that she can’t quite be trusted to design the dress of anyone is more famous than some as-of-yet unknown celebrity spawn. This image does not bode well for young LC.

Click any of the photos of Lauren Conrad to view the entire gallery.

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Heidi & Spencer pretend to shop for $12 mil house, bribe realtor to go along with it

Heidi and Spencer love to take everyday events and turn them into photo shoots so fucking retarded, you’ll swear you’ve been huffing paint all morning. Here some hapless realtor is forced to take part in their shenanigans. But, then again, this man has no soul because he later lied to TMZ about Mr. and Mrs. Cockweasel’s real estate potential:

So we thought it was a big publicity stunt, until we called the realtor who showed the property. Sandro Dazzan says they’re “serious buyers,” although he doesn’t think they’ll pull the trigger right away. Dazzan stunned us when he said they can afford the $12 million beach house right now, but that they’re “at least six months” out from being able to afford the bigger house.

Serious buyers who won’t pull the trigger. Interesting, Sandro. So, basically, Heidi showed you her boobs, and you agreed to pretend they’ve got money? Unless a commission shot out of her nipples, congratulations, you’re an idiot. The only way these two can buy a house is if you let them pay in forced smiles and chin wax.

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Don’t Ask To Borrow A Cup Of Sugar From Lauren Conrad

This shifty bitch is a terrible neighbor. Radar reports that dog-hater Lauren Conrad’s neighbors hate her whiny ass and claim all sorts of problems living beside her, including “paparazzi violence, dangerous traffic, vandalism, production-vehicle
parking violations, and the interruption of Internet service for as
long as 72 hours when MTV wirelessly transmits the show as they shoot.”

If this bitch ever interrupted my Interweb porn viewing, I’d Molotov her House of Stank!

Conrad apparently claims she doesn’t like causing a paparazzi ruckus but one of her neighbors feels like she’s deceitful.

“[Conrad] has her own clothing line to promote, and it’s good for her
for them to take pictures of her walking out of the house wearing
whatever.”

By the way, if you don’t hate her yet - watch the new Hills trailer. Feel your disdain for her increase tenfold when her mascara starts running down her haughty face.

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Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge: Still Roommates!

Stop the presses.

Audrina Patridge and Lauren Conrad are still co-habitating.

Rumors swirled after a moving truck was spotted on their block Friday, and a screaming match broke out between two girls and the police showed up.

But Auds said she had nothing to do with it.

“I wasn’t even there,” she told Us Weekly at the VH1 Rock Honors Exclusive VIP Party in L.A. “I have been gone all day. I still haven’t even been home… There are so many rumors all the time. I just laugh at it!”

So what actually went down?

Lauren Conrad said one of her neighbors “started screaming at a stylist because she was upset that she had pulled into her driveway.”

As for the moving truck, “We had a couch delivered. Audrina is still here!”

What’s in store for the next season of The Hills?

“We have all made a significant effort not to talk about it because last season, many of the fans already knew a lot of things had happened [by the time the show aired]. We have actually kept a lot of it a secret this season.”

Except for Doug Reinhardt, that is.

Did Someone Move Out Of Lauren Conrad’s House Of Horrors?

Despite (dubious) sources saying that someone has moved out of Lauren Conrad’s house of ill repute, Audrina Patridge denies it’s her.

Apparently there was a moving van, and a car being loaded up at LC’s house yesterday. AND some screaming between two girls!

Supposedly the cops were called.

Please, please, please let there have been some rolling around on the lawn and some torn halter tops. Because who doesn’t like when sluts fight and makeup runs?

Anyway, Audrina told Celebuzz that it wasn’t her.

Hiii….. I have been at a photoshoot all day lol I’m not moving out!!,” she wrote in an e-mail. Thaaaannnks, Audrina.

Here’s some pics of Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge leaving a photo shoot before they probably someone started throwing vases at each other. The Hills are alive with the sound of 911 calls!

Young Hollywood Socialite’s And Actors Party

The event was Intermix’s 3rd Annual ‘VH1 Rock Honors’ VIP Party at Intermix yesterday in Los Angeles. The luminaries who attended were Selena Gomez, Bonnie Sommervielle, Lo Bosworth, Lauren Conrad, Karina Smirnoff, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Brittny Gastineau, Audrina Patridge, Ace Young, Kim Kardashian, Rob Mayes, Phoebe Price and David Henry. They all gathered for cocktails and shopping.

Click any photo to view all 45 photos from the Intermix 3rd Annual ‘VH1 Rock Honors’ VIP Party in the gallery!

Grumpy Links

Stacy Keibler Because She Used To Be Hot - HOLLYWOODTUNA
Some Chick Named Jo Champa Goes See-Thru - BASTARDLY

Hilary Duff’s Ass F@#ks Hockey Players - DRUNKENSTEPFATHER
Kelly Ripa Running in Heels for Charity - IMNOTOBSESSED

Eve Wyrwal topless in CKM magazine - HORNYOYSTER
Mating Rituals Of The New Jersey Guido - COED MAGAZINE

Amy Winehouse Shows Her Tits at Jail - YEEEAH
Indian Dude on Motorcylce Texts From His Phone - DOUBLEVIKING

Lauren Conrad Very Generous With The Cleavage - POPOHOLIC
Vanessa Hudgens hits out at ’stupid’ photo thieves - ICYDK

Docu: My Big Breasts and Me - FLABBER
Celine Dion Bikini Pics. I Know You’re Excited! - F-LISTED

Audrina is a high class bitch - DEREKHAIL

The Lauren Conrad Nipple Slip That Almost Was

Lauren Conrad is very lucky that she had the foresight to use double-sided nipple tape under her dress, because she got so drunk the other night, that we would have had some major Lauren Conrad nipple slips if she…