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Celebs Love Sushi and Vegas and Parties

Yellowtail Sushi restaurant at the Bellagio in Las Vegas had a big opening shindig, and you can bet that there were quite a few stars waiting to check out the new hotspot. Paris Hilton (rocking a Bandit), Nicky Hilton and Eva Longoria seemed to be the big names, but all three skipped out on the red carpet.

I do have one big concern — Charlie Sheen brought his new knocked-up wife Brooke Sheen to the party. I sure hope she didn’t eat any raw mercury-filled fish. God knows that child is already going to be born with enough issues thanks to Daddy!

Click on any image to view the gallery of 12 photos from the event featuring the Wayans Brothers, Wilmer Valderama, Charlie Sheen, Brooke Sheen, Paris Hilton, Nicky Hilton, Eva Longoria, Ryan Cabrera, Shar Jackson, Michelle Rodriguez and Brandon Davis.

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Unqualified With J. Harvey: Lack Of Scrubbing Bubbles

Hello, advice groupies! Welcome to the waning days of summer! This week we have a woman whose boyfriend is a stranger to the ways of the bath gel, shampoo and loofah. Yuck. Keep reading.

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Paris wears a magic bra

They’ve always been this big, honest

It goes without saying that Paris Hilton loves to be the center of attention. She loves it so much that she’s talking to the media… about her rack. Again. From ContactMusic:

A spokesperson for Hilton insists she hasn’t had her breasts surgically altered, crediting “a prototype from her Paris Hilton ‘push-up’ bra line” for the star’s enlarged cleavage.

The representative adds: “Paris has never had plastic surgery.”

First a “friend” and now a publicist come out to defend her rack. I don’t remember anyone being concerned about whether or not her boobs were real, and I’m not buying the story about her push up bra. It could be implants, she could be pregnant, or it could just be all the pearl necklaces she’s been wearing.

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Even More Kate Beckinsale Bikini Pictures

Earlier today I posted some Kate Beckinsale bikini pictures from her trip to Cabo, now I’ve found even more of them, so instead of saving it for tomorrow I figure why not share them with all my special internet friends. That’s just the kind of man I am. Don’t get the wrong idea, when I called you ’special’ I didn’t mean it like ‘Kate Beckinsale’s ass is special’, I meant it more like Special Olympics ’special’. Enjoy.

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Grumpy Links

Carmen Electra & Kim Kardashian Catfight! - HOLLYWOODTUNA
Choose Your Favorite House Bunny Cast Member… - BASTARDLY

Selma Blair In Leather Pants - IMNOTOBSESSED
Hidden camera prank goes bad…really bad - HORNYOYSTER

Amanda Beard is Too Good for Michael Phelps - YEEEAH
Steven Segal Is A Wise Man - DOUBLEVIKING

Miranda Kerr is Far too Hot - POPOHOLIC
Incompetent Swat team - FLABBER

Audrina Patridge Flaunts What She Paid For - F-LISTED
Vin Diesel wants 12 kids - ICYDK

Victoria Beckham Sues Over Obvious Anorexia - DEREKHAIL
Tornado Slams Into Bus Video - COEDMAGAZINE

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Kate Beckinsale Bikini Pictures

It’s not often we get to see one of the hottest MILF’s in Hollywood Kate Beckinsale frolicking on the beach in her bikini. She’s normally pretty good about keeping away from the paparazzi so these are a nice treat. She’s got a killer body, her ass is showing the wear and tear of motherhood but I’d still eat breakfast off it anytime.

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Quickies Redux

Katie Price aka Jordan leaving the Ivy restaurant in West Hollywood (8/16)

+ Nicole Sherzinger on a yacht [Drunken Stepfather]

+ J Lo’s ass is training for a triathalon [Lossip]
+ Monica Keena nude (NSFW) [Egotastic!]
+ Jennifer Ellison looking hot [Horny Oyster]
+ Everyone needs Kate Beckinsdale in a bikini [Newstoob]

+ Does Steven Segal do drugs? [Double Viking]
+ Paris Hilton denies boob implants [ICYDK]
+ I heard Adrina’s boobs are real [F-Listed]
+ Beckham loves the ladies [Part Mule]

[WENN]

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Paris Hilton Gives Us A Peek

When it’s Paris Hilton, we’re really never surprised as to what we’ll see.  This time she’s caught wearing some see through lingerie, making sure we get a good peek at her lacy undergarments.

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Sophie Monk Works The Street

It looks like this Sophie Monk chick has finally landed a job of some sort. Who cares really, she’s hot and deserves to be on this site even if all she ever does is take her sweet little ass to yoga class. At least she’s keeping in shape for me, nobody likes a fat jobless chick. They smell funny.

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Paris Hilton’s Ass at the Playboy Mansion

Paris Hilton was at the Playboy Mansion this past weekend, and I guess she just wanted to remind everyone that she’s still a skank. She wore a gaudy sheer pink nighty, and yes, it was a pyjama party, and…

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Paris Hilton’s opening a club in Las Vegas

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Paris opening a club in Vegas

Paris Hilton is opening a club in Las Vegas . . . which is code for: someone wants to open up a new club in Las Vegas and pay Paris Hilton to use her name. The heirhead told In Touch Weekly:

“I’m in talks right now. I think I found a really good space.” Paris should have no trouble getting people to line up. “The Vegas crowds love her,” says a Las Vegas nightlife insider. “It’s a mob scene every time she arrives.” And while the heiress is coy about the details, she already has a name. “But I can’t tell anyone,” she says. “It’s not trademarked yet!”

This may be the first time in her life Paris has opened something up that wasn’t her mouth, legs, or sphincter. If Paris needs a catchy name for her nightclub, might I suggest the following: “The Stinky Hole,” “Infection,” or “Swallows.” If you think about it though, opening a club in Vegas is a perfect fit for Paris since every night she’ll have her choice of over 150,000 hotel rooms to wake up next to a strange guy in.

[BauerGriffinOnline]

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Goodies!

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• Audrina Patridge is flirting in the swimming pool - HQ Celebrity

• Paris Hilton for President? WTF! - HollyWire
• Heath Ledger can finally rest in peace - Celebslam
• Video of Victoria Secret’s models gone wild! - Geno’s World
• When did Beyonce turn white? - Socialite Life

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Paris Hilton stars in her own political ad

Paris Hilton in a bathing suit threatening to run for office. Awesome. Not only do I now have eye herpes, but I’m forced to live in fear of a dystopian future where Paris Hilton shapes our country’s political discourse. FunnyOrDie folks, that is the complete opposite of funny. So how does this work: Does she die now or do I? Frankly, I’m cool either way at this point.

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Grumpy Links

Hilary Duff Boobs Watch Continues - HOLLYWOODTUNA
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Jennifer Aniston’s Babyless Ass of the Day - DRUNKENSTEPFATHER
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Lucy Pinder and friends get naked - HORNYOYSTER
Crazy Sprinkler Lady - COED MAGAZINE

Jenna Jameson is Pregnant - YEEEAH
The Lamest Video Game Endings Ever! - DOUBLEVIKING

Scarlett Johansson Says Sex Scenes Are No Biggie - POPOHOLIC
Britney Spears denies paparazzi deal - ICYDK

Banned Guinness commercial - FLABBER
Britney’s Got Herself A New Weave, Ya’ll - F-LISTED

Paris Hilton Snaps Back - DEREKHAIL

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Paris Hilton’s mom is pissed about McCain ad (And she gave the dude money!)

Paris Hilton’s mom Kathy Hilton is effin’ pissed about the John McCain ad using Paris’ image to attack Barack Obama. In a surprising move considering she’s a McCain campaign supporter, Kathy wrote the following blog entry for left-wing website The Huffington Post:

I’ve been asked again and again for my response to the now infamous McCain celebrity ad. I actually have three responses. It is a complete waste of the money John McCain’s contributors have donated to his campaign. It is a complete waste of the country’s time and attention at the very moment when millions of people are losing their homes and their jobs. And it is a completely frivolous way to choose the next President of the United States.

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Kathy Hilton’s right: This is a frivolous way to pick the next President of the United States. We should make them compete on American Gladiators.

Video after the jump in case you missed it last week.

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